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you want to fit them fairly tight….but still have them look natural, not forced.

 

A gentleman’s wager

 

So last September I got an email that proposed to point out a mistake on my part:

Hi! I enjoyed your website, learned a lot from it. I want to make sure you are aware that, although you fault Pac Men in irregular flagstone paving, there appears to be a double-mouthed Pac Man in the south by southwest section of Pennsylvania Bluestone Patio photo that tops one of the pages. Just wanted to let you know. Again, great website!

Thanks,

Mike

And I responded:

I’d love to see the link… I’m not really troubled though, I tend to break my own rules/guidelines.

Devin

Well, in truth the pac-man rule is a pretty solid rule, not so much a guideline. It’s unimaginable, that I’d ever let a double pac-man slide. But i didn’t want to come off as arrogant here, so I had to entertain the possibility and even suggest that maybe I do break my own rules. And I do! But a double pac-man is bad taste. Tacky. Never find me guilty of bad taste nor tacky stone work. Not gonna happen.

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Wait a minute…there’s “Guidelines for flagstone installation”?

Here I thought you just randomly fit the pieces together, willy-nilly.


The flagstone rules/guidelines that are being referred to here are from one of my flagstone how-to articles, an instruction guide on fitting irregular flagstone pieces in such a way that they look natural, without funny shapes or obvious saw-cuts or the usage of polymeric sand–all common pitfalls for home-owner builders as well as for many contractors who maybe don’t specialize in this particular type of work. And then he came back:

 

Here’s the link. First photo. Third big stone in from 6 o’clock. https://www.devineescapes.com/flagstone-patios

Mike

 

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I gotta admit, that sure does look like a really, really bad example of double pac-man. I would never cut a stone in such a way, neither would I pass it, if one of my workers made such a cut. And thinking back to 2010 when this patio was built, I believe I made every single cut myself. Okay, maybe I had others do a lot of the actual cutting, but I still puzzled it all together myself and marked out the cuts for them. There’s just no way…..

I said No Pac-men

 

The one that shaped like a giant hourglass? No way, that’s two stones, the joint is just obscured. The joint is probably tighter than most and/or the second stone is a little bit lower/ the stone closer to us probably has a bit of a high spot along that edge. When I get home I’ll check the other photos I have on that job. Surely one from another angle will confirm this. I’ll get back to you.

Devin

 

And later on that day:

 

The photos are on an old hard drive that I don’t have with me. It will be a week or two until I can access them. In the meantime, care to place a wager? I will wager you one dollar, that I can find an old photo from 7 years ago, proving that the hourglass is two stones.

Devin

 

These emails were being sent while I was away in Maryland, working on a sculpture. Notice that I did not bet that the stone was not a pac-man–I bet that I could find a vindicating photo on my old hard drive. I knew for a fact that double pac-man was an optical illusion. The only worry–did I have such a photo? 7 years passes by so fast, but it’s a long time. Yes, I could just visit the customers house and get a new photo that proved that I did indeed fit them flagstones together properly–that would suffice to defend my reputation as an awesome flag-stoner, but then I’d still lose the bet.

A month later the project that had me out of town finished, and I had time to look through that hard drive.

 

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proved it!

guidelines for flagstone installation

This is an older project–not my very tidiest work perhaps. The joints may seem a bit large compared to my newer works….that’s partly because the joints are probably over-filled in the photo. See the puddle on the stone, upper left? It’s just been topped off with stone dust into the joints and hosed down. I think I’ll call the homeowner and pay them, or this patio anyway, a visit. See how it’s getting along, 9 years later–and get better photos.

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Included in the hand written mail was of course a dollar bill.  I have a photo of it somewhere…

 

Thanks, Mike. It was good talking with you–and a pleasure taking your money.